POOP: The Game Rulebook

Table of Contents

Table of Contents

• Overview
• Setup
• How to Play
  • 1. Toilet's Clog Number
  • 2. Take Turns Pooping but Don't Clog the Toilet
  • 3. Flushing
  • 4. Wild Cards
• Drinking Rules

Overview

Objective: Take turns playing poop cards. The first player to run out of cards is the winner!

Players: 2-5 players, or 2-10 with the expansion. Playing time: 10-15 minutes. Ages: 5+.

Setup

1. Separate the toilet cards into a separate pile and place this deck face-down near the middle of the table.
2. Deal five poop cards to each player.
3. Place the remaining deck, now the "draw deck," near the middle of the table.
4. Flip the first toilet card and observe the number in the toilet lid. This is the clog number.

How to Play

1. Toilet's Clog Number

Once the poop total reaches the clog number, the toilet is clogged.

2. Take Turns Pooping but Don't Clog the Toilet

Beginning with the player left of the dealer, take turns laying down one card. Skip cards, reverse cards, and wild cards do not add to the poop number total.

If a player cannot lay down a card to keep the poop total below the clog number, then they must pick up the pile of cards from that round and add it to their hand. They flip a new toilet card and lead off the next round.

3. Flushing

If three of the same color cards are played in a row, then the toilet is flushed! All cards in that round are discarded. Everyone but the flusher (the player that laid the third color card) draws a card, and the flusher leads off the next round using the same toilet.

A player cannot clog the toilet while laying the third card in a flush.

4. Wild Cards

A player that plays a wild card must perform the sound or action the card describes on every subsequent turn, as they are laying down their card.

If they do not, and another player calls them out after a card is played, then they must draw one card from the draw pile.

If another player plays the same card on a later turn, then that player assumes the card's responsibility and the previous player no longer needs to make the action on each turn.

Drinking Rules

• If a player clogs the toilet, then they and one other player of their choosing must split the number of drinks indicated on the toilet's clog number.
• If the toilet is flushed, then everyone must take two drinks.
• If a player forgets to perform a wild card action and is called out, then they must take two drinks.

Drink safely!