Oh Sh*t!

Oh Sh*t! Rulebook

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Fill other players with poo and avoid constipation.

There are 5 different colors of poo, plus the unicorn poo which matches any color.

There are 3 different "Action Cards" which are Toilet, Constipation and Suppository.

Toilet: Flushes your poo pile into the discard pile; the toilet card can NOT flush if you have the constipation card.

Constipation: Prevents from flushing. Even if you have 3 poos of the same color, you still can't flush.

Suppository: Put the top card from your poo pile in the discard pile; Cancels constipation card.

Every player has 2 piles in front of them:

POO PILE = for stacking poo cards.

ACTION PILE = Used action cards stay in front of each player until the end of the game.

Place the Library pile in the center of the table.

Beside the Library pile, there will be the Poo Discard pile.

Flush your poo pile before getting buried by 5 poos.

A player who stacks 5 poos and can't remove the 5th on their their next turn loses the game.

A player can remove poo from their pile in the 3 possible ways:

Flushing the entire poo stack with the Toilet card (can't if you have the Constipation card!).
Collecting 3 poo cards of the same color. If you have 3 matching poos, you can flush the entire poo pile to the discard pile. Remember that Unicorn Poo cards count as any color you wish.
Removing only the top of your poo pile with the Suppository card. This cancels the Constipation card, and the Constipation card will go to your personal action card discard pile. You must still discard the very top card in your poo pile, even if it discards a card that gave you a 3-card match.

The flushed poo cards go to the center of the table in the Discard pile.

Give 1 Toilet and 1 Suppository card to each player at the beginning of the game.
Shuffle the remaining cards and distribute 3 more cards to each player for a total hand of 5 cards.
Players may look at their hands, and not let anybody else see their hands.
The player who has had the worst poo ever starts the game.
At the beginning of your turn, players draw a card from the Library.
Players MUST play a card... either to themselves or to another player.
The game continues clockwise until there is only one survivor.
If the Library runs out of cards, shuffle the Discard pile to create a new Library. And because action cards are not put in the main Discard pile... the new Library will have only poo cards!
When a player dies, they keep all the cards with them (Poo pile, Action pile and their hand)

Simply be the last survivor!